Chris Bayne
Boyishly good looking 43 year old all rounder. Would have retired but for a phone call from Spider. Being headhunted by the great man is great for the ego.
Ironically, my greatest achievement was to relegate DHSFP a few years ago whilst playing for Perthshire when I shared in a 50 run stand for the 9th wicket and took a diving catch off the last ball with the High School needing 2 to win. Sorry about that guys.
Oh and my first union 50 was against you as well and I have taken 2 union wickets in my life, both against ..guess who. Yep. Sorry Boona and Kenny Kyles.
Anyway, I am looking forward to this season where hopefully I can help repay you for some of the above.